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What do you call someone with three eyes and one arm?
Melissa.

Who is guilty, the brain or the finger?
Hopefully not society and the media.


Would religion exist without culture?
How about improbable events?
"That bush is on crudely drawn fire! There must be a god."


I have no wish to be an Oscar Meyer wiener (woops, i misspelled wiener).
Being reprocessed meat does not seem enjoyable.


And now I am off to the big rat race in the sky commonly known as high school.