By Underwhelming demand

And a desire to put off doing the dishes, here are four more comics.
I am particularly fond of this batch, hope you like it!
Why am I exclaiming?
It seems corny!
Without further ado, comics.

While an infinite number of monkeys may reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare, they will also reproduce a lot of nonsense.
"I am not a crook"
"Banana"
"Oh say does that star spangled..."


You may have taken the road less traveled, but I took the path.


I enjoy long walks in the woods, reading, and midgets.
"Isn't he cute?"
"ARR"


Feeling Cross?

MOAR COMICS

here they are.Lyres are liars.
Bees cannot be.
I see the sea.
Yellow?


Mercury make mad hatters...mad.
"Don't forget the tulip"


Larry preens himself and sets out for the bar in search of a mate.


Alphabet Tornado


I've gotten many e-mails asking me how I draw these, and you may be surprised to know I draw them by hand!

No, really.

No comment

Alas, my blog is lacking in comments.
If there are none in twenty four hours, I shall rock back and forth on my bed, murmuring sweet nothings to myself, followed by a long look at the soles of my feet pondering the meaning of life.
Yes, this is an ultimatum.
I'm not sure what's ultimate though...
I should figure that out.

For your viewing pleasure

What do you call someone with three eyes and one arm?
Melissa.

Who is guilty, the brain or the finger?
Hopefully not society and the media.


Would religion exist without culture?
How about improbable events?
"That bush is on crudely drawn fire! There must be a god."


I have no wish to be an Oscar Meyer wiener (woops, i misspelled wiener).
Being reprocessed meat does not seem enjoyable.


And now I am off to the big rat race in the sky commonly known as high school.

Three more for your enjoyment

I've got a big backload of comics, so i will upload them in batches.

Pick a number between one and ten.
Think of one?
Wrong answer.


If someone always lied, you could trust them (to lie).
"I am a kitten"


Games that you can't win are no fun. Thats why I always play myself.

First!

For all the advancements in communication, I can miscommunicate even more!
"I thought I asked you to close the door!"

My first comic. I sincerely hope you are greatly amused.