See no evil

Inverse peace isn't evil

With this one I doodled first and then added the caption, so it isn't all that good.

The Russian Economy

The Czar needs a new car.

For my psychology class I went into stores and sucked my thumb. The reactions were amusing, I think I will continue to partake in this venture for my own personal gain.

1st

I win.
So where's my prize?

Sorry about the recent lack of comics, I have school.

Titular Title.

Rhymes with "orange"

And no, it's not a door hinge. I'm thinking of making it my pet and calling it glorange.

Handy

Finger Prince

I'm sorry it's a lame pun, I'll post two comics today to make up for it.
Also, that finger print on the bottom is mine, feel free to try and find out who I am from it.

The later Years

For some reason, there are no wheelchair bound superheroes.

Now that I'm posting comics regularly, I should try to increase my hordes of readers. Having 3 or so would be nice.

Nailed

Wanna Screw?



Please excuse the content of this comic, I understand that it may be inappropriate for small people. (By small people I mean children, not midgets.)

There is nothing witty to say.

I realize this isn't funny, but my brain is kinda out of it today. Will try to be humorous later tonight.

Turn that frown upside down!


This phrase has always struck me as odd, that's where the idea for this comic comes from. Turning a frown upside down is just silly. I would say more, and maybe even be moderately eloquent, but I am tired.

Fractalicous

Facial Fractal


For those of you who don't know, a fractal is a shape or image, that when a part of it is taken, still is the exact shape of the whole.

There isn't really anything funny about this comic, I was more just feeling whimsical.
PS- I just realized if I click a comic I get a zoomed in view, which looks pretty awesome if I do say so myself.

Miraculous

I believe in miracles. Otherwise, how could I exist?


Ugh, my blog seems so barren and ugly. I wish I had the magic of good taste, but in both fashion and conversation it often deserts me.

Mockery

I mock unusual people to improve my self esteem.
"Hee hee, Canadian"
"Eh?"

I've modified the look of my blog to make it look like a normal webcomic, and let me tell you, conformity never felt so great. Well, except for the whole nacho thing, but I liked those first. I think I put too many commas in the previous sentence, but, I'm, really not sure where. How much inane babble will people read I wonder? A better question would be how much I can spew, and my tolerance has come to an end. It is really hard to babble without outside stimulus, but maybe if I got a disco ball it would be easier. Even if it wasn't easier, and least I would be hopping. Even with the punctuation, this whole paragraph feels like a run on sentance. I curse the inventor of grammar, and quite possibly their grandmother.

Back. WITH ADDED BONUS!!!

I'm going to do more comics now, and try to consistently do one a day.


knowing that my parents read these can really mess with my creativity.

Because this is my first one back, I'll add an extra one today. (That's the added bonus.)

HI, MY NAME IS
Señor Lutefisk
(your name here)

even more! (I really need to think of better titles)

Will add captions and humorous rants later, school now.The turkey waits for his hand sanitizer.


My stonehenge is better.


Praise makes my creativity combust.
THIS IS A HINT.
GUESS WHAT I'M HINTING AT.

More you ask?

well, maybe you don't ask.
actually, I'm pretty sure you don't.
but i shalt add more anyways.


My finger lost its way.


A piece of modern art symbolizing the poignant mess that is the human race.
Also, a messed up finger.


IDK
IDC
(if you aren't familiar with that newfangled internet lingo, this means I don't know, I don't care.)



If these don't make sense, it's because as an experiment I drew first and added the captions later, which didn't work very well.

A new Era In Comics

well, at least in mine.
may i present the multi paneled strip!

I have decided to expand my humor by making multi-paneled comics.
(see back refers to the comics original form, where the end was on the backside of the scrap paper.)


Multi Panel #2
Trip!
In hindsight, that wasn't funny.

By Underwhelming demand

And a desire to put off doing the dishes, here are four more comics.
I am particularly fond of this batch, hope you like it!
Why am I exclaiming?
It seems corny!
Without further ado, comics.

While an infinite number of monkeys may reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare, they will also reproduce a lot of nonsense.
"I am not a crook"
"Banana"
"Oh say does that star spangled..."


You may have taken the road less traveled, but I took the path.


I enjoy long walks in the woods, reading, and midgets.
"Isn't he cute?"
"ARR"


Feeling Cross?

MOAR COMICS

here they are.Lyres are liars.
Bees cannot be.
I see the sea.
Yellow?


Mercury make mad hatters...mad.
"Don't forget the tulip"


Larry preens himself and sets out for the bar in search of a mate.


Alphabet Tornado


I've gotten many e-mails asking me how I draw these, and you may be surprised to know I draw them by hand!

No, really.

No comment

Alas, my blog is lacking in comments.
If there are none in twenty four hours, I shall rock back and forth on my bed, murmuring sweet nothings to myself, followed by a long look at the soles of my feet pondering the meaning of life.
Yes, this is an ultimatum.
I'm not sure what's ultimate though...
I should figure that out.

For your viewing pleasure

What do you call someone with three eyes and one arm?
Melissa.

Who is guilty, the brain or the finger?
Hopefully not society and the media.


Would religion exist without culture?
How about improbable events?
"That bush is on crudely drawn fire! There must be a god."


I have no wish to be an Oscar Meyer wiener (woops, i misspelled wiener).
Being reprocessed meat does not seem enjoyable.


And now I am off to the big rat race in the sky commonly known as high school.

Three more for your enjoyment

I've got a big backload of comics, so i will upload them in batches.

Pick a number between one and ten.
Think of one?
Wrong answer.


If someone always lied, you could trust them (to lie).
"I am a kitten"


Games that you can't win are no fun. Thats why I always play myself.

First!

For all the advancements in communication, I can miscommunicate even more!
"I thought I asked you to close the door!"

My first comic. I sincerely hope you are greatly amused.